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The Exorcist: S1 E3 Review

October 13, 2016 by David Dubrow Leave a Comment

exorcist-s1e3a Episode 2 made it clear that Fox’s The Exorcist is a television show at war with itself: its protagonists are Catholics, but it demonstrates animus toward the Catholic Church. The theme has been carried over into Episode 3, making it central to the story. Spoilers await below.

This episode was in large part about Father Marcus, which is a problem because the character is entirely unlikable. In an early scene, Marcus shows his disrespect for Father Tomas’s church by eating corn on the cob in the pews. Later, when the Rance family has him look at Casey’s bedroom, he rifles through her belongings like a narcotics cop with a search warrant, treating the Rances with the same contempt that he showed the church. In his interview with Casey he demonstrates absolutely no compassion for her, conducting a Hannibal Lecter-like examination of her psyche. I understand that his intent was to provoke the demon inside of her, but wouldn’t it have made things more interesting if he had shown some measure of regret or disgust at what he had to do to make the demon manifest? The intensity of the scene was undercut by the unintentionally hilarious line, “Give me some sign of your presence,” while pictures are dropping to the ground and papers are flying in a telekinetic wind (compare it to this scene from The Man With Two Brains). Was the later scene of Marcus telling the stained glass image of Jesus Christ to “shut up” supposed to be shocking? It seemed like the sort of thing he does every day.

Don’t worry about his excommunication, though: it’s a good thing. The Catholic Church may be “compromised,” according to Father Bennett, so Marcus is now free to engage in exorcism without all those church people getting in his grill and messing up his style. Beats having to follow rules that he didn’t respect anyway.

exorcist-s1e3bSibling rivalry was the other big theme of this episode, though it’s hard to take it seriously when the show has given us so little reason to care about what happens to Casey or Kat. Casey’s change from nice girl to malicious possessed doesn’t work: we didn’t see her enough in the beginning for the transformation to evoke much pathos. Between her breaking the other girl’s leg in the previous episode and going completely crazy on the train molester in this episode, she comes off more like Carrie than an innocent girl possessed by a horrible demon. (For a laugh, check out this IMDB thread: the subway scene had the desired “You go girl!” effect on a certain segment of viewership.) If the demon isn’t there to degrade Casey, to make her do and say things that humiliate and disgust her and turn her away from God, then why is the demon possessing her? So far, the demon seems content to give Casey superpowers and make her masturbate with curling irons.

If nothing else, Fox’s The Exorcist is a perfect example of the current style of Hollywood storytelling. It attempts to create empathy for Kat by making her a lesbian; it gives obligatory nods to class warfare in the Father Tomas vs. the Catholic Church lunch scene (of course the French-speaking bishop thinks Tomas is on the right track because Europeans are more enlightened); and it casts organized religion in (almost) as negative light as a television show about Catholics can get away with.

Who’s summoning all the demons, anyway? A rogue exorcist? The Pope? Anything goes, it seems.

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The Exorcist: S1 E2 Review

October 5, 2016 by David Dubrow 1 Comment

geena1exThis episode was more focused than the first, though what it showed us doesn’t bode well, thematically speaking. We’re moving away from the source material and heading toward tired, well-trodden ground. Spoilers await below.

In the film version of The Exorcist, the Catholic Church was a force for good. Brendan Stewart says of it, “Even more unusual for a horror film, or any film made after the 1950s, is that the good is represented unambiguously by the Catholic Church. There’s no ironic detachment, no Christian bashing.” This is clearly not the case in the television show. The unappealing papal ambassador describes the Pope thusly, when arranging for his arrival: “Poverty, humility, be nicer to the gays.” Why the last part? It’s a nudge-nudge wink-wink to the audience to tell us that we all know that the Catholic Church is super mean to the gays, you guys. Catholics are, according to TV’s The Exorcist, homophobes.

Not only are Catholics homophobes, but they also buy children from foster homes to be used as exorcists in training, according to Father Marcus’s story. So they’re slavers, too. If an exorcism is such a horrible, grueling, risky experience for both priest and possessed, why have a child attempt it alone, in a dark basement? It made no sense.

benex1Father Marcus says of the Bible, “Most of the words in here are man’s words, not God’s.” This gets to the heart of the problem with the show: they’re secularizing the source material. Which parts, exactly, are God’s words, then? And why didn’t those words work on the possessed homeless lady on the street? Which Biblical scholar in the production crew decided the difference between man’s and God’s words?

Talking about differences, what’s the difference between Father Marcus and Dean Winchester of Supernatural? Both have been trained since childhood to fight demons, and have literally nothing else in their lives. Both talk about demons in combative terms, using devices like holy water and crosses as weapons. When Marcus tells Tomas to break it off with Jessica, he doesn’t couch it in terms of saving his soul or upholding his priestly vows, but because it might make him vulnerable in combat with a demon. Marcus isn’t a priest, but a hunter, and we’ve seen that show before.

Father Marcus is a Catholic priest. Father Tomas is a Catholic priest. The Rance family is Catholic. But the show has an obvious animus toward the Catholic Church. It’s a stupid, unnecessary conflict that reflects the Hollywood mindset, not adherence to the subject matter.

I liked the schizos with the coolers walking into the Tattersall truck; and it’s clear that the demons are massing because of the Pope’s imminent arrival. Why don’t the posters advertising the Pope’s visit show the Supreme Pontiff’s face? I’d hate to think that the avuncular-yet-sinister externalization of the demon in Casey is being set up as the Pope, but who knows?

One question: If Casey is sickened by drinking holy water, how is it that she can stand being inside a church?

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Let’s Bring Objective Morality Back to Horror

October 3, 2016 by David Dubrow 3 Comments

sas-dub-3On the terrific website Scifi and Scary, I wrote a guest post on God and supernatural horror:

Supernatural horror has turned away from its roots, replacing the traditional battle of Good vs. Evil with Us vs. Evil. In large part this is reflective of cultural trends; mainstream writers and movie makers tend to take their thematic cues from the less-religious metropolitan areas of the East and West Coasts, which drive culture more than flyover country. The replacement of an objective power of Good with expedience, the need to survive, has dulled the effectiveness of the genre of supernatural horror, reducing vampires to fanged superhumans and Hell-born demons to savage mutants.

Read the rest at Scifi and Scary!

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Movie Review: The Cokeville Miracle

August 3, 2016 by David Dubrow Leave a Comment

Cokeville MiracleIn 1986, a lunatic named David Young took the faculty and student body of Cokeville Elementary School hostage. He had a bomb and several guns, and demanded 200 million dollars for the hostages’ release. The film The Cokeville Miracle dramatizes the events from beginning to end, when a troubled police officer attempts to make sense of the aftermath and how it relates to his diminishing faith in God.

While the film works hard to tone down any overt expressions of the Christian faith, this is definitely a religious-themed movie, tackling themes of loss of faith, the power of prayer, and celestial/supernatural phenomena. Anti-theists will not find much to like about this film, but the rest of us will find it enjoyable and thought-provoking.

Jasen Wade as the protagonist Ron Hartley turns a decent performance as a man troubled by what he’s seen on the job. Police officers often have to deal with the worst in humanity, and this exposure conflicts with his life as a church-going family man. He’s losing his faith, and as the hostage crisis takes place over the course of the film, this diminishing faith is further tested: his children are in the school, being terrorized by the bomber. His personal agony is clear in the performance, if a bit one-note at times.

Later, after the crisis is over, his investigation uncovers some very unusual circumstances. What really happened in that classroom?

Overall, The Cokeville Miracle is an earnest movie, and raises important questions about the nature of an interventionist God. Why does He seem to intervene in one event and not another? What’s the difference between coincidence and divine intervention?

Like so many films in which children are put in peril, this movie will be particularly poignant for parents (alliteratively speaking). We send our kids to school, figuring they’ll get through the day just fine.

Until they don’t.

I award this film 4 out of 5 stars. Give The Cokeville Miracle a try and let me know what you think.

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Why You Should Watch 2013’s The Bible

March 16, 2016 by David Dubrow 1 Comment

The Mark Burnett-produced 2013 TV miniseries The Bible is far from the best television you’ll ever see, but if you find Western culture to be at all relevant to your daily life, you have to watch it. Like it or not, the Bible and its teachings undergird much of the West’s laws, mores, and ethics, and even if you haven’t read it, you owe it to yourself to see it dramatized, even imperfectly.

Burnett’s miniseries doesn’t hide the fact that much of the Bible concerns Jews: how we (As a Jew myself, I get to use that pronoun) were chosen by God, the deeds and misdeeds of our greatest leaders and prophets, the various cultures that tried to destroy us, and why we resisted Jesus’s claims of being the Messiah. The Passover holiday figures strongly in both the story of Moses (Exodus) and centuries later, when the Sanhedrin (a Jewish council of leaders) worked with the Romans to rid Jerusalem of Jesus before Passover.

Nevertheless, the miniseries gives the Old Testament short shrift compared to the New Testament. Perhaps that’s to be understood, given that the producers are Christians and they’d naturally want to focus on what they see as the most important part of the Bible. Unfortunately, this made the earlier episodes the weakest: too many events were shoehorned into too little time, and the first half of the program suffered as a result.BibleMiniseries

  • The first episode, featuring Abraham, touched on many themes but didn’t delve into any of them: Sarah’s yearning for a child, her jealousy of Hagar, Abraham’s love for Ishmael, Abraham’s agony at God’s command to sacrifice Isaac. The angels were neat, but we didn’t need to see them slice and dice their way through Sodom to get Lot’s family out. I wanted more pathos and less blood.
  • The story of Moses took up the second episode, but there was little to recommend it: you’d be better off watching The Ten Commandments or even Prince of Egypt.
  • In the third episode, we saw the Jews, led by Joshua, fighting to claim the land God promised them, which was quite a lot of fun. It was paired with a terrible depiction of the story of Samson, which lacked any semblance of relevance. I liked the casting choices, particularly the ones that made Samson and his family black, but Delilah’s betrayal felt pro-forma and his revenge on the Philistines lacked punch.
  • Saul was decently slimy in the fourth episode, though he couldn’t hold a candle to Edward Woodward’s performance in King David. This was another ho-hum episode that simply went by the numbers. I did feel bad for Uriah, though.
  • The Old Testament wrapped up with Daniel in the fifth episode, which wasn’t bad. They didn’t include the writing on the wall, which is one of my favorite Bible stories.
  • Episodes six through ten focused on the story of Jesus, and this is where the series hit its stride. Herod was a horrible, disgusting figure, thoroughly evil. The Satan character was kind of unnecessary, creeping around on the periphery, but Pilate’s businesslike menace made up for it. Diogo Morgado made a smiling, if decent-enough Jesus, though the cheap make-up effects didn’t do the production any good with the extreme close-ups of His agonies on the Cross. (Max von Sydow is still my favorite, though a close second is Jim Caviezel.) The apostles were mostly forgettable but for Thomas (go figure). The martyrdom of the disciples in the last episode showed us that early Christianity was in great danger of being stamped out, much as Christians are right now being murdered in the Middle East. The machinations of the Sanhedrin and the Romans added depth to the presentation that the earlier episodes lacked.

What The Bible presents is not a story of individuals, but the story of us as a people, a culture. And that’s where it shines brightest. Take a look.

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New Review of The Nephilim and the False Prophet

March 14, 2016 by David Dubrow Leave a Comment

Author, youth pastor, and book reviewer Valicity Garris reviewed The Nephilim and the False Prophet at her site The Rebel Christian:

The mayhem is real in this book, definitely a notch up from the first book. If you thought the violence and the intensity had died down, I’m sorry but you’re dead wrong. I praise Dubrow on his imagination and the command of the English language with his description and detail. I don’t normally enjoy reading about guts, explosions, and bloody death but I strangely find it something to look forward to when I crack open a book from the Armageddon series.

It’s a spoiler-free review, so read the whole thing!

Interested readers can check out the first book in my Armageddon series, The Blessed Man and the Witch, right here.

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"It began to drizzle rain and he turned on the windshield wipers; they made a great clatter like two idiots clapping in church." --Flannery O'Connor, Wise Blood

"Squop chicken? I never get enough to eat when I eat squop chicken. I told you that when we sat down. You gotta give me that. I told you when we sat down, I said frankly I said this is not my idea of a meal, squop chicken. I'm a big eater." --John O'Hara, BUtterfield 8

I saw the 1977 cartoon The Hobbit as a little boy, and it kindled a love of heroic fantasy that has never left me. Orson Bean's passing is terrible news. Rest in peace.

Obviously, these young people have been poorly served by their parents, but the honest search for practical information should be lauded, not contemned.

You shouldn't look at or use Twitter, and this story is another perfect example. There's so much that's wrong here that it would take a battalion of clergy, philosophers, and psychologists to fully map it out, let alone treat the issue.

This is the advertising copy for Ilana Glazer's stand-up comedy special The Planet Is Burning: "Ilana Glazer‘s debut standup special is trés lol, and turns out - she one funny b. Check out Ilana’s thoughts on partnership, being a successful stoner adult, Nazis, Diva Cups, and more. Hold on to your nuts cuz this hour proves how useless the patriarchy is. For Christ’s sake, The Planet Is Burning, and it’s time a short, queer, hairy New York Jew screams it in your face!" This is written to make you want to watch it.

In the midst of reading books about modern farming, the 6,000 year history of bread, and ancient grains, I found this just-published piece by farmer and scholar Victor Davis Hanson: Remembering the Farming Way.

"I then confront the decreasing power of the movement in order to demonstrate the need for increased theorizations of the reflexive capacities of institutionalized power structures to sustain oppositional education social movements." Yes. Of course.

You should definitely check out Atomickristin's sci-fi story Women in Fridges.

As it turns out, there may yet be some kind of personal cost for attempting to incite a social media mob into violence against a teenage boy you don't know, but decided to hate anyway because reasons.

One of the biggest problems with internet content is that the vast majority of sites don't pay their writers, and it shows in the lack of quality writing. It's hard to find decent writers, and harder to scrape up the cash to pay them. This piece is a shining example of the problem of free content: it's worth what you pay for.

If you're interested in understanding our current cultural insanity, the best primer available is Douglas Murray's The Madness of Crowds. Thoughtful, entertaining, and incisive.

More laws are dumb. More law enforcement is dumb. The only proper response to violence is overwhelming violence. End the assault. There's a rising anti-semitism problem in New York because Jews who act like victims are being victimized by predators. None of these attacks are random. Carry a weapon and practice deploying it under duress. Be alert and aware. I don't understand why the women Tiffany Harris attacked didn't flatten her face into the pavement, but once word gets around that the consequences of violence are grave, the violence will lessen.

When are you assholes going to understand that this stupidity doesn't work any longer? Nobody gives much of a damn if you think we're sexist because we don't want to see a movie you think we should see. It only makes us dislike you that much more, and you started out being an unlikable asshole. Find a new way to shame normal people.

The movie Terms of Endearment still holds up more than 35 years later, and if you're looking for a tearjerker, this is your jam. One element that didn't get a lot of mention is, at the end, when Flap, with a shrug, decides that his mother-in-law will become the mother of his children once Emma dies. He abandons them, and nothing is made of it. This always troubled me.

You need to read this story the next time you feel the urge to complain. And if you need a shot of admiration for another family's courage, check this out.

Progressive political activist and children's author J.K. Rowling finds herself on the wrong side of a mob she helped to create. The Woke Sandwich she's been trying to force-feed others since she earned enough f-you money doesn't taste as good as it looks when she's obliged to take a bite.

I need you to check out The Kohen Chronicles and pray for this family. Their 5-year-old son has cancer.

Currently, the movie Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker stands at 55% at Rotten Tomatoes. Don't forget that these are the same reviewers who not only adored the absolutely execrable The Last Jedi, but insisted that you were a MAGA hat-wearing incel white supremacist manbaby for not loving The Last Jedi. So either The Rise of Skywalker is an objectively bad film, or it simply wasn't woke enough to earn plaudits from our movie-reviewing moral and intellectual betters.

It's easy to hate the older pop bands like Genesis for their popularity, but they were capable of genius, and it shows in No Son of Mine.

If you want to know which identity group has more clout, read this story of the Zola ads on the Hallmark Channel.

Rest in peace, René Auberjonois. I remember you from Benson as a kid. As an adult, I remember you as Janos Audron in the Legacy of Kain video game series. You made every role you were in a classic.

Elf on a Shelf Follies, Part 2:
8-year-old: I wrote the elf a note! I hope he writes back.
Me: What did you write?
8yo: I asked if he has any friends.
Me: What if he says it's none of your business?
8yo: *eyes grow dark and glittering* Then I'll...touch him.
Me: Ah. Mutually assured destruction, then.

Elf on a Shelf Follies, Part 1: My 8-year-old got an Elf on the Shelf the other day. The book it came with tells a story in doggerel about this elf's purpose, which is to spy on the kid and report his doings to Santa Claus, who would then determine if the kid is worthy for Christmas presents this year. The book also said for the kid not to touch him, or the magic would fade, and for the family to give the elf a name. I wanted to name him Stasi. I was outvoted.

Actor Billy Dee Williams calls himself a man or a woman, depending on whim; his character Lando Calrissian is "pansexual," and his writer implies that he'd become intimate with anyone or anything, including, one presumes, a dog, a toaster, or a baby. J.J. Abrams is very concerned about LGBTQ representation in the Star Wars universe. This is Hollywood. This is Star Wars. This is what's important to the people in charge of your cinematic entertainment. Are you not entertained?

The funniest thing on the internet today is the number of people angry over an exercise bike commercial. Public outrage is always funny. Always.

One of the biggest mistakes the United States has ever made since WWII was recruiting for clandestine and federal law enforcement organizations at Ivy League schools. The best talent pools were/are available from local law enforcement and military veterans, with their maturity and, most importantly, field experience. We've been reaping the costs of these terrible decisions for decades, culminating in a hopelessly politicized, sub-competent FBI and CIA.

Watching Fauda seasons 1 and 2 again in preparation for season 3 to be broadcast, one hopes, in early 2020. Here's my back-of-the-matchbook review of season 2.

Every day I try to be grateful for what I have, even in the face of the petty frustrations and troubles that pockmark a day spent outside of one's living room, binge-watching Netflix. We live lives of ease in 21st century America, making it enormously difficult to do anything but take one's countless blessings for granted. Holidays like the just-passed Thanksgiving are helpful reminders. There's a reason why people call the attitude of a thankful heart practicing gratitude, not just feeling grateful. You have to practice it. You have to remind yourself of what you have. It's the work of a lifetime.

Held Back: A Recent Conversation.
8-year-old: Oh, and Jamie was there, too. He was in my first grade class two years ago.
Me: Wasn't he held back a year?
8yo: Yeah. It's because he kept going to the bathroom with the door open.
Me: No way!
8yo: And girls saw.
Me: That's not right. They're not going to hold a kid back a whole year over that.
8yo: Well, that's what he told me.
Me: Sounds fishy.
8yo: I believe him.
~fin~

It's right and good to push a raft of politically correct social justice policies on everything else under the sun, but when social justice invades Hollywood, that's just a bridge too far, says Terry Gilliam. Sorry, Terry: you helped make this sandwich. EAT IT.

Rob Henderson's piece on luxury beliefs will have you nodding your head over and over again...unless you subscribe to these luxury beliefs, in which case you'll get mad.

I've made the Saturday bread from Flour Water Salt Yeast so often that I've memorized the recipe. It never disappoints. Never. The same recipe works well for pizza, too.

Liberty doesn't mean the freedom to do anything you want. The true definition of liberty is the ability to choose the good. Anything less is libertinism.

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