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The Exorcist: S1 E4 Review

October 20, 2016 by David Dubrow 1 Comment

exorcistep4bAs the show moves on, it’s clear that the producers have decided to use the name of William Peter Blatty’s story to tell a completely different story, one that has only the most tenuous connection to the subject matter.

In the unnecessary dream sequence at the beginning of the episode, the demon inside Casey demands that she give in. What does capitulation to the demon mean? What does it look like? Did the guy who the nuns were trying to exorcize give in?

So far, the most solid parts of the show are Alfonso Herrera as Tomas and Geena Davis as Angela; their performances remain believable and human except in one instance: Tomas and Jessica. The two actors just don’t seem to have much chemistry between them, making the temptation angle seem like a stretch. Despite the letters, Jessica staying at his apartment, I didn’t get that sense of longing, of unrequited attraction. It’s no doubt going to be an issue as part of Casey’s exorcism, but it feels rote, shoehorned in.

exorcistep4aThe comic relief of the Movable Deceased couple was a little jarring, but the later conversation with Marcus in the trailer revealed a lot when it comes to the show’s theme. When Cherry Rego says to Marcus, “A priest with a gun,” Marcus comes back with, “An exorcist with a gun.” Lacking context, this might be a veiled reference to Marcus’s excommunication, but that’s not the case here: the show is creating a distinct difference between the role of a priest and the role of an exorcist, and it’s only because Marcus has left the clergy of the Catholic Church that he can answer his true calling as an exorcist. He’s no Father Karras, let alone a Father Merrin. He’s not even a priest anymore, but that’s a good thing, because the Catholic Church is “compromised,” a fact confirmed by the Abbess.

Where the show lost me was the Secret Nuns Exorcism Club (SNEC), particularly when the Abbess says of priests, “You coerce and compel. We [nuns] use compassion, forgiveness, and patience.” Compassion. Against a demon. It makes no sense, and reminded me of a particular presidential candidate’s risible quote, “Showing respect even for ones enemies….Trying to understand and in so far as psychologically possible, empathize with their perspective and point of view.” I thought demons were evil. Not misunderstood and in need of compassion and forgiveness, but evil through and through. Apparently not.

Are they going to call in the SNEC in Episode 5, when things get rough with Casey Rance? Will Marcus just give Casey a big hug and show her the love she so desperately needs?

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The Exorcist: S1 E3 Review

October 13, 2016 by David Dubrow Leave a Comment

exorcist-s1e3a Episode 2 made it clear that Fox’s The Exorcist is a television show at war with itself: its protagonists are Catholics, but it demonstrates animus toward the Catholic Church. The theme has been carried over into Episode 3, making it central to the story. Spoilers await below.

This episode was in large part about Father Marcus, which is a problem because the character is entirely unlikable. In an early scene, Marcus shows his disrespect for Father Tomas’s church by eating corn on the cob in the pews. Later, when the Rance family has him look at Casey’s bedroom, he rifles through her belongings like a narcotics cop with a search warrant, treating the Rances with the same contempt that he showed the church. In his interview with Casey he demonstrates absolutely no compassion for her, conducting a Hannibal Lecter-like examination of her psyche. I understand that his intent was to provoke the demon inside of her, but wouldn’t it have made things more interesting if he had shown some measure of regret or disgust at what he had to do to make the demon manifest? The intensity of the scene was undercut by the unintentionally hilarious line, “Give me some sign of your presence,” while pictures are dropping to the ground and papers are flying in a telekinetic wind (compare it to this scene from The Man With Two Brains). Was the later scene of Marcus telling the stained glass image of Jesus Christ to “shut up” supposed to be shocking? It seemed like the sort of thing he does every day.

Don’t worry about his excommunication, though: it’s a good thing. The Catholic Church may be “compromised,” according to Father Bennett, so Marcus is now free to engage in exorcism without all those church people getting in his grill and messing up his style. Beats having to follow rules that he didn’t respect anyway.

exorcist-s1e3bSibling rivalry was the other big theme of this episode, though it’s hard to take it seriously when the show has given us so little reason to care about what happens to Casey or Kat. Casey’s change from nice girl to malicious possessed doesn’t work: we didn’t see her enough in the beginning for the transformation to evoke much pathos. Between her breaking the other girl’s leg in the previous episode and going completely crazy on the train molester in this episode, she comes off more like Carrie than an innocent girl possessed by a horrible demon. (For a laugh, check out this IMDB thread: the subway scene had the desired “You go girl!” effect on a certain segment of viewership.) If the demon isn’t there to degrade Casey, to make her do and say things that humiliate and disgust her and turn her away from God, then why is the demon possessing her? So far, the demon seems content to give Casey superpowers and make her masturbate with curling irons.

If nothing else, Fox’s The Exorcist is a perfect example of the current style of Hollywood storytelling. It attempts to create empathy for Kat by making her a lesbian; it gives obligatory nods to class warfare in the Father Tomas vs. the Catholic Church lunch scene (of course the French-speaking bishop thinks Tomas is on the right track because Europeans are more enlightened); and it casts organized religion in (almost) as negative light as a television show about Catholics can get away with.

Who’s summoning all the demons, anyway? A rogue exorcist? The Pope? Anything goes, it seems.

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"It began to drizzle rain and he turned on the windshield wipers; they made a great clatter like two idiots clapping in church." --Flannery O'Connor, Wise Blood

"Squop chicken? I never get enough to eat when I eat squop chicken. I told you that when we sat down. You gotta give me that. I told you when we sat down, I said frankly I said this is not my idea of a meal, squop chicken. I'm a big eater." --John O'Hara, BUtterfield 8

I saw the 1977 cartoon The Hobbit as a little boy, and it kindled a love of heroic fantasy that has never left me. Orson Bean's passing is terrible news. Rest in peace.

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You shouldn't look at or use Twitter, and this story is another perfect example. There's so much that's wrong here that it would take a battalion of clergy, philosophers, and psychologists to fully map it out, let alone treat the issue.

This is the advertising copy for Ilana Glazer's stand-up comedy special The Planet Is Burning: "Ilana Glazer‘s debut standup special is trés lol, and turns out - she one funny b. Check out Ilana’s thoughts on partnership, being a successful stoner adult, Nazis, Diva Cups, and more. Hold on to your nuts cuz this hour proves how useless the patriarchy is. For Christ’s sake, The Planet Is Burning, and it’s time a short, queer, hairy New York Jew screams it in your face!" This is written to make you want to watch it.

In the midst of reading books about modern farming, the 6,000 year history of bread, and ancient grains, I found this just-published piece by farmer and scholar Victor Davis Hanson: Remembering the Farming Way.

"I then confront the decreasing power of the movement in order to demonstrate the need for increased theorizations of the reflexive capacities of institutionalized power structures to sustain oppositional education social movements." Yes. Of course.

You should definitely check out Atomickristin's sci-fi story Women in Fridges.

As it turns out, there may yet be some kind of personal cost for attempting to incite a social media mob into violence against a teenage boy you don't know, but decided to hate anyway because reasons.

One of the biggest problems with internet content is that the vast majority of sites don't pay their writers, and it shows in the lack of quality writing. It's hard to find decent writers, and harder to scrape up the cash to pay them. This piece is a shining example of the problem of free content: it's worth what you pay for.

If you're interested in understanding our current cultural insanity, the best primer available is Douglas Murray's The Madness of Crowds. Thoughtful, entertaining, and incisive.

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Progressive political activist and children's author J.K. Rowling finds herself on the wrong side of a mob she helped to create. The Woke Sandwich she's been trying to force-feed others since she earned enough f-you money doesn't taste as good as it looks when she's obliged to take a bite.

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Me: What did you write?
8yo: I asked if he has any friends.
Me: What if he says it's none of your business?
8yo: *eyes grow dark and glittering* Then I'll...touch him.
Me: Ah. Mutually assured destruction, then.

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8yo: I believe him.
~fin~

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Liberty doesn't mean the freedom to do anything you want. The true definition of liberty is the ability to choose the good. Anything less is libertinism.

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