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Interview Resurrection: Adam Howe

December 5, 2019 by David Dubrow Leave a Comment

Some time ago, I conducted an interview with Adam Howe on the late, much-missed horror site The Slaughtered Bird. I’m honored to have an Adam Howe short story in the upcoming anthology Appalling Stories 4: Even More Appalling Tales of Social Injustice; Adam generously gave me the inspiration for tales throughout the Appalling Stories series. He’s the funniest writer I personally know, and one of the most skilled. What follows is an interview with Adam, focusing on his books Black Cat Mojo and Die Dog or Eat the Hatchet, his screenwriting past, action movies past and present, and what he likes to read.

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Dubrow: The stories in your collections Black Cat Mojo and Die Dog or Eat the Hatchet are set in the American South.  Why did you pick that area as a setting?

Howe: My South was never intended to be an accurate depiction of life below the Mason-Dixon line.  It’s a pop culture South.  A Brit’s interpretation of junk ‘Murricana.  I’ve never visited the South – wouldn’t want to visit MY South – in fact, I’ve visited the States for all of a weekend, when I met Stephen King in NYC after winning his On Writing contest.  When it comes to location, I’m less interested in specifics, than I am in mood and atmosphere, and the American South has that in spades.  To me, the South has a mythic quality that suits my hyperreal style.  I can write the most outlandish shit, set it in the South, and it becomes borderline plausible.  I recently read a ‘weird news’ headline about a meth-head who fought fifteen cops while masturbating.  (Presumably he was resisting arrest one-handed.)  Now I just read the headline, so I don’t have all the details – but tell me that doesn’t sound like a Southern crime?  And that I shouldn’t write about it?  And that you wouldn’t read it?  I also love the rhythm of the Southern accent, and the Southerner’s colorful turn of phrase.  For some reason – too many movies, I guess – this cracker raconteur is the loudest of the voices I hear when I’m writing.  It’s getting to the point where I’m losing my British accent.

Dubrow: You’ve spent years writing screenplays and script doctoring.  Tell us about that experience and how it relates to your writing as a whole.

Howe: In my early teens, I wrote screenplay reviews for a mail-order company that sold screenplays to colleges, budding screenwriters and the like.  Back in the pre-digital age, this was about the only way to obtain produced screenplays in the UK.  I learned the craft by reading a shit-ton of screenplays – particularly dug Shane Black’s stuff – I seemed to have a knack for writing visually and decided screenwriting was how I wanted to waste my life.

In my twenties, I landed a screenwriting agent at a not-great agency where I ‘enjoyed’ middling success.  I had a few original screenplays optioned and scraped a few bucks doctoring other writers’ work.  But nothing I wrote ever made it to the screen, and so much work was left to just gather dust, that finally it all became too disheartening, and I made the decision to return to writing prose fiction.

The best I can say is that my years as a screenwriter taught me a lot in terms of story structure, gave me my cinematic style, and left me with a healthy cynicism for the film industry.  I’d still love to see my work adapted for the screen, but I won’t chase it anymore.  I’m more than satisfied that my work is finally reaching readers.  And better yet, that people seem to dig it.

Dubrow: I’ve noticed that your style embraces a kind of hyperrealism where the bizarre becomes natural and the story grows out of that strangeness, like magical realism without the magic.  Have you considered working with supernatural themes, and if so, which ones grab you?

Howe: I’d agree that my work’s hyperreal – in the mould of (say) Tarantino and the Coens – where everything’s plausible within the world of the story.  One of my readers, referring to the scene in Damn Dirty Apes in which the gonzo pornographers are shooting their skunk ape porno, said I have a knack for making the extraordinary seem ordinary.  I think that was a compliment.

I find myself moving further away from the horror genre and more towards crime fiction, in my reading as much as my writing.  I prefer human monsters and real-world horrors.  For me, the best of both worlds is the supernatural noir of John Connelly – would love to write his kinda stuff, but I don’t think that’s where my talent lies…

I do have a few traditional (ish) ‘supernatural’ projects in the pipeline.  It’ll be interesting to see how those stories are received.  I can’t give away many details right now.  All I’ll say is that I’m an old wine / new bottle kinda writer.  I enjoy subverting tropes.  It lures the reader into a false sense of security.

Dubrow: Aside from yourself, are there any other writers out there who you can’t believe aren’t on the NYT bestseller list?

Howe: Nah, just me, fuck ‘em… I’m kidding, of course.  To be honest, I don’t follow the bestseller lists so I couldn’t tell you who is and isn’t there.  Naturally all the great writers who have blurbed my books belong there.  And I’ll tip my hat to Adam Cesare.  Here’s an exclusive for you: Cesare and I are currently collaborating on a crime/horror project.  Details remain top secret at the moment, but we’re excited about what we’re cooking up.  Or cocking up.  Remains to be seen, I guess.  If we fuck it up, I’ll blame Cesare and go back to what I know, write that guaranteed bestseller about the masturbating cop-fighter.

Dubrow: You’ve already described how you won Stephen King’s On Writing contest some time ago; what do you think the horror genre would look like today if the King of Horror hadn’t taken up the craft?

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Podcast Interview: Another Bleeping Podcast

October 8, 2019 by David Dubrow Leave a Comment

I was recently interviewed on a podcast titled Another #@%*! Podcast on KLRN Radio. This was a live interview, no do-overs or editing.

Despite that, I killed it, of course. I discussed my Armageddon series, the Appalling Stories series, publishing in general, and some of the inherent problems with conservative media that prevent books like Appalling Stories from getting wider distribution on the right. Plus, as an added bonus, I described, for the first time in any public forum, what I’m working on right now!

Click here to listen. It’s the best 30 minutes of audio you’ll hear all day!

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Interview With Yours Truly

September 12, 2018 by David Dubrow Leave a Comment

The terrific site Apocalypse Guys was kind enough to interview me on subjects ranging from my Armageddon series to the first thing you should do for disaster preparation:

COULD THE ULTIMATE GUIDE TO SURVIVING A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE BE USED AS A PRIMER FOR LEARNING MORE ABOUT BASIC SURVIVAL SKILLS OR IS IT PRIMARILY GEARED TOWARDS THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE?

The book focuses on dealing with a zombie-caused end of the world, but I describe contingencies like dealing with toilets when the water shuts off, scavenging food from abandoned buildings, hardening your home’s security against intruders, finding shelter on the fly, and other subjects. One big difference between the zombie apocalypse and a basic survival situation is that the world won’t come back from a zombie apocalypse any time soon. So money and consumer electronics, as much as we love them, will become worthless in a very short time.

Click the link to read the whole thing, including a sneak peek at The Holy Warrior and the Last Angel!

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New Interview

May 14, 2018 by David Dubrow Leave a Comment

Paul Hair, one of the co-authors of Appalling Stories, interviewed me at The Loftus Party:

“By fall of 2018, Obsidian Point will publish the third and last book in my Armageddon series of novels: The Holy Warrior and the Last Angel,” Dave said when I asked him about the trilogy. “This book wraps up an epic tale of angels, demons, psychics, holy relics, occultism, and faith in the face of a Biblical apocalypse.”

And it isn’t like a lot of what you find today. “It goes old-school in the vein of The Exorcist and The Omen, where there’s an objective good and an objective evil, and where people of faith aren’t treated with eye-rolling contempt the way they’re typically portrayed in religious-themed fiction,” Dave said.

Read the whole thing at the link.

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Interview With David A Riley

April 20, 2016 by David Dubrow 18 Comments

(Interested readers can check out my earlier post on the David A Riley/Bram Stoker Awards dust-up here.)

Horror author and publisher David A Riley was gracious enough to consent to an interview, which I am posting in its entirety.

You’ve been a member of the Horror Writer’s Association for some time. You were also on the Board of Trustees. During that time, did anyone express any concerns about your political views?

No one. Several years ago, when the HWA forum was considerably livelier than now, I was a frequent participant in discussions on it, and no one so much as mentioned my political views, either what they are now or what they were in the past.

Do you have previous experience serving on an awards jury?

I served on the [Bram Stoker] awards jury for First Novels several years ago. So far as I am aware my participation was viewed satisfactory by everyone concerned and I found it easy to do what was expected to the best of my abilities. There were no complaints.

Why did you withdraw from the jury of the Bram Stoker Award for Best Anthology?

Because, as I saw it, that was the best thing to do for the good of the HWA. There is nothing prestigious or glamorous about being a juror. It does involve a lot of unpaid, unseen, arduous work reading an enormous number of books by authors or publishers or, in the case of anthologies, editors, keen to have their books included amongst the finalists for the Stoker awards. Of course the juries cannot add more than a few books, but it does mean reading all those submitted, good, bad or indifferent. I know from when I was a juror for First Novels this can be a hell of a chore. Standing down, therefore, was easy – it saved me a lot of hard work, some of it far from enjoyable. I only put my name forward because the HWA sent out a last minute email appealing for volunteers from active members for this position. I thought I was helping the HWA by stepping forward, never realising the reaction stirred up by certain individuals, some of whom already had a personal grudge against the HWA and are not even members.

Tell us about the UK’s National Front Party. What drew you to it?

I joined in 1973. At that time it was widely viewed as a patriotic nationalist party with serious concerns about the high numbers of immigrants who were coming into the UK at the time. Amongst its members were a number of retired senior servicemen from the Armed Forces, clergymen, teachers and other professionals. The chairman of the nearest branch to me had just defected as a leading member of the Conservative Association in Blackburn. It had a pseudo-respectability in its early days which only gradually disappeared over the years. It denied being fascist, having a totally democratic internal structure, including annual elections for all officers. Splits at the top, though, happened a lot over the years, the most devastating coming only three or four months after I resigned from it. After each split many of our best members would become disillusioned and leave. The skin-headed thug was not typical by a long shot in the earlier years. Unfortunately, as violence against the party escalated over time, these became far more predominant.

I would add that I was involved in the north west of England, far from the party’s headquarters in London and the people I worked with were local. We only had intermittent involvement with anyone from the leadership and were more or less left to get on with things as we saw fit. Also, you did develop a sort of siege mentality over the years, so that exposés about the party’s leadership were generally viewed as smears, a bit like the reaction, I would imagine, goes on in groups like the Scientologists.

Are you still part of the UK National Front?

I resigned in 1983 and have not been involved since.

A lot of people have characterized you as a fascist. Would you say that’s a fair description of your politics?

No.  It’s an easy label to flash around, usually by those who are fascists themselves, particularly from the left. Fascists don’t believe in free speech and try to suppress it for their opponents. I have never in my life tried to do that. They are also prepared to use physical violence against their political opponents. I was never involved in anything like that. I would add that during the time I was involved in the party any member who associated with a neo-nazi group, either in Britain or overseas, faced expulsion. This, I can confirm, was enforced.

Do you feel as though you have anything to apologize for in regard to your politics, past or present?

Who should I apologize to? To those who have been baying for my blood? Most of the people involved in this debate come from the States. Since I have never been involved in politics there I should certainly not have to apologise to them. Do I regret having spent those years that I did in the National Front? Yes. If I had my time over again I would not do it. But the early seventies were a different time. Still recovering from its loss of empire, Britain was in a poor state, with strikes, the three-day week, regular power cuts, uncollected rubbish bags piling on the streets, the danger of Militant Tendency (the extreme left) taking over the Labour Party, unprecedented numbers of people arriving from overseas and the air that something had to give, that the country was on the brink of collapse. By the time I left the National Front we had Thatcher. A year later I took part in a non-party march through Blackburn against her notorious Poll Tax.

In your professional career as a writer and publisher, has anyone questioned your competence because of your political views?

Till this recent fracas, no.

Have you ever refused to work with anyone in the writing industry because of his or her politics, race, or religion?

No, that would not make sense and I have never done it. Even when I was involved in politics I never treated anyone differently because of their politics, race or religion. As a small press publisher I have twice paid for artwork from Vincent Chong, one of my favourite artists. I am currently working with a young black British writer over publishing a collection of his stories. I mentioned this elsewhere recently and had it thrown back in my face as being the equivalent of someone saying “I have black friends therefore I am not a racist”. Take a look at how many small press publishers in the UK have books written by black authors. I have only been publishing for just over fifteen months and before this year is out at least one of my books will be by a black writer. I don’t need to do it. I could so easily have turned him down. The fact is I like his work and would be proud to publish it. Which is the only thing that matters. End of story. Re politics, a writer who happily admits to having been a member of the extreme-left wing Trotskyist group, the Socialist Workers Party, approached me for a story to be included in a charity anthology he was putting together. I sent him one and it was included. I have also helped to advertise the book. His politics, past or present, meant nothing to me and I was more than willing to help.

What would you tell a writer who is considering joining the HWA?

Weigh up the pros and cons, what the HWA can do for you, then make your decision, but study what it can do for you carefully and don’t be put off by those who seem to spend inordinate amounts of time decrying it, often for very selfish reasons. Make your own mind up from the facts. I have been a member for ten years and have not regretted it, in spite of the recent controversy. There are a lot of good people in the HWA and if you need help, particularly as a new writer, it’s there to be had.

Thank you very much for your time.

At the end of the week I’ll provide some analysis. Stay tuned.

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Interviewed by the Review Board!

March 2, 2016 by David Dubrow 1 Comment

The Review Board, a popular book review site, gave me the honor of their March 2016 Author Spotlight feature. This includes an interview with yours truly:

Do you have any particular writing processes or rituals? Favourite music to listen to … that kind of thing?

I’m a morning person, and I do my best work in the earliest part of the day. I find that music distracts me, so I like for things to be quiet when I write. In the outlining and note-taking stage when I’m trying to develop an idea I walk around the house and talk it out. So yes, I talk to myself at times, but it works. It’s why in the early stages of a book I can’t work at a Starbucks or library or somewhere else public: they’d think I was crazy.

Well, maybe I am crazy.

The Review Board was kind enough to review The Blessed Man and the Witch in August of 2015.

Read the interview here.

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