David Dubrow

Author

  • About Dave
    • Interviews
  • Dave’s Blog
  • Dave’s Fiction
    • The Armageddon Trilogy
      • The Blessed Man and the Witch
      • The Nephilim and the False Prophet
      • The Holy Warrior and the Last Angel
    • Dreadedin Chronicles: The Nameless City
    • Get the Greek: A Chrismukkah Tale
    • Beneath the Ziggurat
    • The Ultimate Guide to Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse
  • Free Stories
    • Hold On
    • How to Fix a Broken World
    • The Armageddon Trilogy Character List and Glossary
  • Social
    • Twitter
    • Facebook
    • Google +
    • Amazon
    • Goodreads

Leviathan by R.M. Huffman

January 20, 2016 by David Dubrow 1 Comment

In July of 2014, I read and reviewed R.M. Huffman’s novel Antediluvian.  At the time, this is what I said of it:

“It’s a fascinating story about the world-that-was described so sparingly in the Book of Genesis, where morning mists covered the Earth in lieu of rain, Watcher angels gave into lust to lay with human women, and dragon-like sauropods were used as beasts of burden.”

I’m pleased to announce that Dr. Huffman has re-released this extraordinary fantasy novel with publisher Lampion Press under the title Leviathan: Book One of the Antediluvian Legacy.  In addition to illustrations of some of the characters, places, and beasts in the novel, this new edition includes:

  1. A genealogy of both Biblical and Huffman’s characters.
  2. A bestiary that tells you the difference between a creodont and an indrik.
  3. A preview of Fallen: Book Two of the Antediluvian Legacy.

What makes Leviathan stand out, in part, is how lived-in Huffman made the setting, the theology.  When one farmer says to another, “Toil, plants of the field, sweat of our faces…we’ll be well aware of the ground’s curse for certain,” it makes sense: they’re the Biblical Adam’s heirs, just a few generations from the Fall, and they know it. They live it every day.

This is reinforced by the fallen Watcher angel Azazyel saying, much later, “We watched as Adam was made, and then we watched him ruin everything.  And now, Samyaza is paying the price for Adam’s loosing of death into the world.”  Despite the fantasy theme, we know these characters from Bible study.

Huffman’s description of dinosaurs and other prehistoric animals used as beasts of burden maintain the Biblical-historical theme, as does the Edenites being vegetarians (a tradition ended after the Flood when God says in Genesis 9:2-3, “The fear and dread of you will fall on all the beasts of the earth, and on all the birds in the sky, on every creature that moves along the ground, and on all the fish in the sea; they are given into your hands. Everything that lives and moves about will be food for you. Just as I gave you the green plants, I now give you everything.”)

Some of my favorite parts of Leviathan were the references to other places, adding to the richness of the world. Kenan, a former adventurer, says to Noah, “I slew the high priests of the Om-Ctherra snake cult, along with its monstrous ‘deity.’ I fought a warlord-sorcerer, possessed by one of Satan’s princes, with the Nomads of Nod.”  Kenan becomes Howard’s Conan, or even Moorcock’s Corum Jhaelen Irsei.

If you want adventure in a fully-realized fantasy world that’s both familiar and mysterious, you’ve got to get Leviathan. And then tell Dr. Huffman to finish up Fallen already!

Facebooktwitterredditpinterestlinkedinmail

Filed Under: angels, antediluvian, book review, fantasy, huffman, leviathan, nephilim, noah, sauropods

Book Review: The Mighty Jewmanberg’s Super Syndicate: When Heroes Divorce

November 11, 2015 by David Dubrow 1 Comment

The Mighty Jewmanberg’s Super Syndicate: When Heroes Divorce contains two discrete stories: the title novella, involving superheroes, family, and a terrible drug called Shine; and a shorter story titled Sundown: Don’t Die Again, an urban fantasy piece.

Super Syndicate is very much a high-concept story, both funny and light-hearted.  Themes of separation and reconciliation are woven throughout the text, with mixed results.  Least effective was the subplot involving Gravnarr and Pulsana, a superhero couple feuding over an issue that happened off-camera and bolstered by the conceit that everyone from Grav and Pulse’s planet was born…emotional.  Introduced early, solved in the middle, and forgotten at the end, the narrative would’ve been better off without it.  Morris and Lisa’s story was a bit more poignant despite the light-hearted tone, and used a magic bracelet as a metaphor for a child caught in the middle of an acrimonious divorce.  The theme of family was handled well with Marco, captain of the Super Syndicate, and his brother Vincenzo, leader of the Empire Elite superhero team, and the interplay between characters as both rivals and family members was a joy to read.

At times witty, at other times subtle, the humor in the story put The Mighty Jewmanberg’s comedy chops on display.  He has a gift with dialogue, and some parts had me laughing aloud.  MJ also adopts a didactic style in his writing, explaining things to the reader like your dad telling you a bedtime story.  The light-hearted tone made it work.

Sundown: Don’t Die Again wasn’t as explanatory in style, though it maintained that lighter tone.  Unfortunately, while the concept was interesting, the execution needed work.  This was a story with dark themes, and MJ’s humorous style didn’t fit as well.  Feeling more like an introduction to a story than a complete narrative, I was left wanting more.  Hopefully in future works we’ll see Jack Mitchell again.

Overall, MJ has written a couple of stories worth your time, especially if you’re in the target audience: early-to-mid teens.  Four stars out of five.

Facebooktwitterredditpinterestlinkedinmail

Filed Under: book review, mighty jewmanberg, science fiction, superhero, urban fantasy

New Review of The Blessed Man and the Witch

June 1, 2015 by David Dubrow Leave a Comment

Nev Murray at his Confessions of a Reviewer!! reviewed my first novel The Blessed Man and the Witch:

“You know those little men you see walking around with the placards around their necks declaring “The end is nigh”? Maybe we should speak to them and find out when because this book makes it sound like it is entirely possible, and just around the corner.”

It’s a lengthy, detailed analysis from an experienced well-read book reviewer who’s not afraid to tell it like it is.  Did he like it?  Click to find out!
Facebooktwitterredditpinterestlinkedinmail

Filed Under: blessed man and the witch, book review, horror

BMW Named Terrorphoria’s Book of the Month for April 2015

April 7, 2015 by David Dubrow Leave a Comment

I’m honored to announce that The Blessed Man and the Witch has been named Terrorphoria’s book of the month for April 2015!

Click the link to see the nice things they said about it!

Facebooktwitterredditpinterestlinkedinmail

Filed Under: blessed man and the witch, book review, horror, terrorphoria

Five Book Reviews for the Price of One

February 4, 2015 by David Dubrow Leave a Comment

These are going to be short reviews, but they’re all you’ll need to determine if the books described are worth your time and money.

  • Brilliance by Marcus Sakey: Unfortunately, this book does not at all live up to the title.

     Bestselling author Lee Child described it as, “The kind of story you’ve never read before.”  That’s not true.  This kind of story has been done before, and a lot better (Wild Cards, for example).  The premise is that in 1980, a percentage of the population was born with uncanny abilities that go right up to the edge of supernatural, but don’t quite reach it (they’re called “abnorms”).  No psychokinesis or telepathy, but one guy manipulated the stock market to make himself a multi-multi-billionaire and ended up crashing it.  Some are just super-intelligent.  The main character, Nick Cooper, has the ability to read body language in such a way as to make him an unbeatable hand-to-hand fighter.  Some abnorms have become terrorists, so Nick, under the employ of the government, goes to stop them.  It’s an impossible mission.  There are many nonsensical plot twists; a standard Hollywood divorced-but-we’re-still-great-friends relationship; a new love interest who happens to be incredibly beautiful; a my-child-is-in-danger plot element; and a 9/11-style attack that was actually carried out by the U.S. government, Truther-style.  Sakey breaks up the action sequences by telling us how Cooper makes his unnaturally-quick combat decisions, which slows the pace down and destroys the scene’s excitement.  I really wanted to like this book, but couldn’t.  Two stars out of five.

  • Fluency by Jennifer Foehner Wells: This is a first-contact science fiction novel about a group of present-day astronauts plus one incredibly-talented linguist who go to a derelict spacecraft to explore it.  The protagonist, Jane Holloway, is the linguist.  She also alternates between weepy-weak and stronger than combat-hardened military veterans.  Plagued by a past tragedy that doesn’t seem so bad, she needed a great deal of persuading from a borderline mentally defective engineer to join the space mission (as if the opportunity to meet extraterrestrial life wasn’t much of a draw).  The engineer happened to be the love interest.  Her fellow astronauts act like angry high schoolers with firearms (in one laughable scene, the captain tells the crew to put armor-piercing rounds into their handguns), the love interest is extremely incompetent at just about everything, and her supernatural ability to pick up languages faster than others can program a VCR enables her to communicate telepathically with the one surviving intelligent alien aboard the ship.  None of these characters were likable or acted in ways that made sense, the plot was a mishmash of alien politics and crew infighting, and the story seemed too much like a setup for future volumes rather than its own discrete narrative.  Two stars out of five.
  • The Wayward Pines trilogy by Blake Crouch: A sci-fi thriller that consists of Pines, Wayward, and The Last Town.  There were times when I was reading these books that I literally couldn’t put them down for love or money.  They were awesome.  Extremely well-written, accurate with weapons, complex in characterization, and exciting from start to finish.  The big secret to the town of Wayward Pines, revealed in Pines, was a bit disappointing and unbelievable, but overcame that anyway.  Wayward didn’t suffer from the middle-book slump that so many trilogies experience, and brought real tension to the overall story.  The Last Town had a disappointing ending, but it wasn’t a failure of writing.  I simply strongly disagreed with the choices the characters made at the end, though the epilogue gave it a final punch.  If you read nothing else in the thriller genre this year, at least pick up Wayward Pines.  Four out of five stars.
Facebooktwitterredditpinterestlinkedinmail

Filed Under: bad book, blake crouch, book review, brilliance, fluency, jennifer foehner wells, marcus sakey, science fiction, thriller, wayward pines

Book Review: Voiceless by Trent Zelazny

January 7, 2015 by David Dubrow Leave a Comment

I found Trent Zelazny through Twitter; people I respected were following him, so I did the same.  His father, Roger Zelazny, was one of my all-time favorite science fiction authors, and I was interested to see what Trent was like.  This candid interview says a great deal about him as both a writer and a man.

Voiceless, available through Kindle Unlimited, is an extraordinary piece of writing.  It’s a disquieting thriller that grabs you by the shirtfront, gets right in your face, and keeps you there, uncomfortable, until it’s done.  Not when you’re done.

The main character, Max, isn’t terribly likable, but you find yourself rooting for him all the same.  Describe him as hapless, call him Mister Milquetoast, but don’t count him out.  Trapped in a bitter, loveless marriage; trapped by circumstance in a town named Broken Dream (with its very own Trash Street, no less); trapped in a house with a terrible past; and trapped in his own head with all its fears and impotence, Max has a feeling of defeat about him, but he isn’t quite pathetic.  There’s a core to him, an essential integrity; it just takes some real nastiness to bring it out.

And nastiness does happen, from petty, cringe-worthy rounds of marital fighting to terrible, life-ending violence.  Nobody emerges unscathed, and several don’t emerge at all.

Trent’s prose is packed with dark, almost hallucinogenic imagery both within Max’s head and without the town of Sueño Roto, making one a haunting mirror image of the other.  When everything comes together in the last quarter of the book, it’s impossible to put down.

Voiceless is a book that stays with you in a way only certain books can.

Five out of five stars.

Facebooktwitterredditpinterestlinkedinmail

Filed Under: book review, thriller, trent zelazny, voiceless

  • 1
  • 2
  • Next Page »

"It began to drizzle rain and he turned on the windshield wipers; they made a great clatter like two idiots clapping in church." --Flannery O'Connor, Wise Blood

"Squop chicken? I never get enough to eat when I eat squop chicken. I told you that when we sat down. You gotta give me that. I told you when we sat down, I said frankly I said this is not my idea of a meal, squop chicken. I'm a big eater." --John O'Hara, BUtterfield 8

I saw the 1977 cartoon The Hobbit as a little boy, and it kindled a love of heroic fantasy that has never left me. Orson Bean's passing is terrible news. Rest in peace.

Obviously, these young people have been poorly served by their parents, but the honest search for practical information should be lauded, not contemned.

You shouldn't look at or use Twitter, and this story is another perfect example. There's so much that's wrong here that it would take a battalion of clergy, philosophers, and psychologists to fully map it out, let alone treat the issue.

This is the advertising copy for Ilana Glazer's stand-up comedy special The Planet Is Burning: "Ilana Glazer‘s debut standup special is trés lol, and turns out - she one funny b. Check out Ilana’s thoughts on partnership, being a successful stoner adult, Nazis, Diva Cups, and more. Hold on to your nuts cuz this hour proves how useless the patriarchy is. For Christ’s sake, The Planet Is Burning, and it’s time a short, queer, hairy New York Jew screams it in your face!" This is written to make you want to watch it.

In the midst of reading books about modern farming, the 6,000 year history of bread, and ancient grains, I found this just-published piece by farmer and scholar Victor Davis Hanson: Remembering the Farming Way.

"I then confront the decreasing power of the movement in order to demonstrate the need for increased theorizations of the reflexive capacities of institutionalized power structures to sustain oppositional education social movements." Yes. Of course.

You should definitely check out Atomickristin's sci-fi story Women in Fridges.

As it turns out, there may yet be some kind of personal cost for attempting to incite a social media mob into violence against a teenage boy you don't know, but decided to hate anyway because reasons.

One of the biggest problems with internet content is that the vast majority of sites don't pay their writers, and it shows in the lack of quality writing. It's hard to find decent writers, and harder to scrape up the cash to pay them. This piece is a shining example of the problem of free content: it's worth what you pay for.

If you're interested in understanding our current cultural insanity, the best primer available is Douglas Murray's The Madness of Crowds. Thoughtful, entertaining, and incisive.

More laws are dumb. More law enforcement is dumb. The only proper response to violence is overwhelming violence. End the assault. There's a rising anti-semitism problem in New York because Jews who act like victims are being victimized by predators. None of these attacks are random. Carry a weapon and practice deploying it under duress. Be alert and aware. I don't understand why the women Tiffany Harris attacked didn't flatten her face into the pavement, but once word gets around that the consequences of violence are grave, the violence will lessen.

When are you assholes going to understand that this stupidity doesn't work any longer? Nobody gives much of a damn if you think we're sexist because we don't want to see a movie you think we should see. It only makes us dislike you that much more, and you started out being an unlikable asshole. Find a new way to shame normal people.

The movie Terms of Endearment still holds up more than 35 years later, and if you're looking for a tearjerker, this is your jam. One element that didn't get a lot of mention is, at the end, when Flap, with a shrug, decides that his mother-in-law will become the mother of his children once Emma dies. He abandons them, and nothing is made of it. This always troubled me.

You need to read this story the next time you feel the urge to complain. And if you need a shot of admiration for another family's courage, check this out.

Progressive political activist and children's author J.K. Rowling finds herself on the wrong side of a mob she helped to create. The Woke Sandwich she's been trying to force-feed others since she earned enough f-you money doesn't taste as good as it looks when she's obliged to take a bite.

I need you to check out The Kohen Chronicles and pray for this family. Their 5-year-old son has cancer.

Currently, the movie Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker stands at 55% at Rotten Tomatoes. Don't forget that these are the same reviewers who not only adored the absolutely execrable The Last Jedi, but insisted that you were a MAGA hat-wearing incel white supremacist manbaby for not loving The Last Jedi. So either The Rise of Skywalker is an objectively bad film, or it simply wasn't woke enough to earn plaudits from our movie-reviewing moral and intellectual betters.

It's easy to hate the older pop bands like Genesis for their popularity, but they were capable of genius, and it shows in No Son of Mine.

If you want to know which identity group has more clout, read this story of the Zola ads on the Hallmark Channel.

Rest in peace, René Auberjonois. I remember you from Benson as a kid. As an adult, I remember you as Janos Audron in the Legacy of Kain video game series. You made every role you were in a classic.

Elf on a Shelf Follies, Part 2:
8-year-old: I wrote the elf a note! I hope he writes back.
Me: What did you write?
8yo: I asked if he has any friends.
Me: What if he says it's none of your business?
8yo: *eyes grow dark and glittering* Then I'll...touch him.
Me: Ah. Mutually assured destruction, then.

Elf on a Shelf Follies, Part 1: My 8-year-old got an Elf on the Shelf the other day. The book it came with tells a story in doggerel about this elf's purpose, which is to spy on the kid and report his doings to Santa Claus, who would then determine if the kid is worthy for Christmas presents this year. The book also said for the kid not to touch him, or the magic would fade, and for the family to give the elf a name. I wanted to name him Stasi. I was outvoted.

Actor Billy Dee Williams calls himself a man or a woman, depending on whim; his character Lando Calrissian is "pansexual," and his writer implies that he'd become intimate with anyone or anything, including, one presumes, a dog, a toaster, or a baby. J.J. Abrams is very concerned about LGBTQ representation in the Star Wars universe. This is Hollywood. This is Star Wars. This is what's important to the people in charge of your cinematic entertainment. Are you not entertained?

The funniest thing on the internet today is the number of people angry over an exercise bike commercial. Public outrage is always funny. Always.

One of the biggest mistakes the United States has ever made since WWII was recruiting for clandestine and federal law enforcement organizations at Ivy League schools. The best talent pools were/are available from local law enforcement and military veterans, with their maturity and, most importantly, field experience. We've been reaping the costs of these terrible decisions for decades, culminating in a hopelessly politicized, sub-competent FBI and CIA.

Watching Fauda seasons 1 and 2 again in preparation for season 3 to be broadcast, one hopes, in early 2020. Here's my back-of-the-matchbook review of season 2.

Every day I try to be grateful for what I have, even in the face of the petty frustrations and troubles that pockmark a day spent outside of one's living room, binge-watching Netflix. We live lives of ease in 21st century America, making it enormously difficult to do anything but take one's countless blessings for granted. Holidays like the just-passed Thanksgiving are helpful reminders. There's a reason why people call the attitude of a thankful heart practicing gratitude, not just feeling grateful. You have to practice it. You have to remind yourself of what you have. It's the work of a lifetime.

Held Back: A Recent Conversation.
8-year-old: Oh, and Jamie was there, too. He was in my first grade class two years ago.
Me: Wasn't he held back a year?
8yo: Yeah. It's because he kept going to the bathroom with the door open.
Me: No way!
8yo: And girls saw.
Me: That's not right. They're not going to hold a kid back a whole year over that.
8yo: Well, that's what he told me.
Me: Sounds fishy.
8yo: I believe him.
~fin~

It's right and good to push a raft of politically correct social justice policies on everything else under the sun, but when social justice invades Hollywood, that's just a bridge too far, says Terry Gilliam. Sorry, Terry: you helped make this sandwich. EAT IT.

Rob Henderson's piece on luxury beliefs will have you nodding your head over and over again...unless you subscribe to these luxury beliefs, in which case you'll get mad.

I've made the Saturday bread from Flour Water Salt Yeast so often that I've memorized the recipe. It never disappoints. Never. The same recipe works well for pizza, too.

Liberty doesn't mean the freedom to do anything you want. The true definition of liberty is the ability to choose the good. Anything less is libertinism.

Archives

My Social Media Links

  • Twitter
  • Facebook
  • Google +

Author Links

  • Amazon Author Page
  • Goodreads

Copyright © 2026 · Author Pro Theme on Genesis Framework · WordPress · Log in