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Is Your Television Full of Ghosts?

June 27, 2014 by David Dubrow Leave a Comment

Well, according to Stefan Andiopolous’ book Ghostly Apparitions, no.  It’s not.  But it was intended to be a medium.  A spirit medium.

BLDGBLOG discusses the book in an article titled, An Occult History of the Television Set, and writes:

So, while the television itself—the object you and I most likely know as the utterly mundane fixture of family distraction sitting centrally ensconced in a nearby living room—might not be a supernatural mechanism, it nonetheless descends from a strange and convoluted line of esoteric experimentation, including early attempts at controlling electromagnetic transmissions, directing radio waves, and even experiencing various forms of so-called “remote viewing.” 

Read the whole thing to get an interesting glimpse into early attempts to explain or display the universe through electronic means.  This includes the hidden universe: so-called spirits, ghosts, the dead, etc.

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An Imagination Is a Terrible Thing

June 25, 2014 by David Dubrow Leave a Comment

I have been reliably informed that there is a stingray in this picture

My three-year-old son and I were walking along the dock.  His mother had gone on ahead to take pictures of the stingrays gliding through the shallows.

Son: “What’s that?”  *points to dock*
Me: “Don’t step on that, kiddo.  That’s bird poopies.”
Son: *takes exaggerated steps around a massive clot of pelican poop*  “Birds pee on there, too.”
Me: “Well, I don’t know if they pee on there.  I don’t even know if birds do pee.”
Son: “They did.  Lots of time ago.  They pee on there.”
Me: “Okay.”
Son: “Lots of time ago birds have lots of penises.”
Me: *caught between dismay and fascination* “Oh?”
Son: “Yeah.  They have lots of bad penises and pee lots of time ago.”
Me: *struggling with the mental image of a multi-penised bird soaring above, micturating on the dock* “Uh, okay.”  
Son: “Yeah!”  *runs to catch up to his mother*
Nobody told me that parenthood would be like this: peeing prehistoric penis birds.  Lord only knows what other strange beasts lurk in the soup of his imagination.  
(As it turns out, birds don’t pee.)
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Home Invasions Suck: Here’s How to Make Them Suck Less

June 23, 2014 by David Dubrow Leave a Comment

Unless you have a private security team guarding you 24/7, your personal security is your responsibility.  The police, as much as we admire them, don’t have as their primary duty to protect you from harm; they’re there to clean up afterwards.  Investigating after the fact doesn’t help you now, when the enraged drunk who’s kicking the hell out of your front door is about to break in.

But, in case your front door can withstand a couple minutes’ worth of kicking, you want to make sure that emergency services get to your house sooner rather than later.  We’ll leave the choice to arm yourself or not for another discussion: this one’s about calling for help.

There are two types of people who will break into your house: burglars and home invaders.

  • A burglar doesn’t want you there when he robs your home.  His intent is to get in and out as quickly as possible.  He doesn’t steal from houses to meet people: he steals to get easily-fenced loot that he can sell to buy drugs.  You’ll probably never see him steal your stuff, which is a good thing.
  • A home invader wants to interact with you.  Unlike the burglar, he picks a time when he’s sure you’re home to break in.  Usually, this is because he thinks you’ve got valuables that he wouldn’t otherwise acquire from a simple smash-and-grab.  He’s going to do this by doing horrible violence to you, including but not limited to rape.  This is the monster we’re most worried about.
A burglar will sometimes become a home invader if you suddenly get home while he’s stealing your stuff.  If he hears you come in, most of the time he’ll run.  If he doesn’t run, it’s because he’s decided that it’s worth his while to interact with you.  That usually doesn’t end well.
So, consider the scenario: you’re at home in bed, or watching TV, or eating dinner, or all three, etc. when you hear someone trying to break into your home. You grab up your phone and take everyone into the pre-assigned safe room to call the police.  Say it’s the master bedroom.  It’s most likely that he’s going to bust through the front door and the master bedroom door before the police get there.  Aside from dealing with the threat personally, what do you do?
Before I tell you, I must say that I am not in any way suggesting that you do anything illegal.  The remainder of this piece is written for the individual who decides to engage in illegal activity that can result in a fine or even jail time.  So don’t do this if you intend to follow the law.
Let’s get back to it: he’s breaking down the door.  What do you do?
When you dial 911 and talk to the dispatcher, tell the dispatcher that not only is someone trying to break into your house, but he’s also set fire to it and you’re having a heart attack.  This will send EMTs and fire department personnel to your house, both of whom may get there sooner than the police.  They’ll arrive with sirens blaring.  The home invader won’t know the difference between a police siren and a fire department siren, and is more likely to be scared off.  Not only that, but it’ll wake the neighborhood, bringing massive amounts of attention that the home invader doesn’t want.
  • Aren’t you putting the EMTs in danger?  And the fire department?  No.  They’ll be told there’s a dangerous felon at the address, so they’ll wait in their respective vehicles until the police arrive.  
  • Aren’t you taking them away from someone who really does need them?  Like someone whose house really is on fire?  Yes.  But think of it this way: it’s no more moral or ethical for you to be killed by a home invader than it is to die in a fire.  You need those emergency personnel, too.  Just in a different way this time.  
  • Isn’t that illegal?  Yes.  And you’ll probably pay a fine.  But the alternative is much, much worse.  
Don’t compromise when it comes to your personal safety.  Especially if you’ve got people who love and depend on you.  Do what you have to do to survive.
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Book Review: New Watch by Sergei Lukyanenko

June 20, 2014 by David Dubrow Leave a Comment

3 Star BookI’ve loved Lukyanenko’s Watch series ever since I walked past a movie poster for the Night Watch film in 2004 and just had to stare for a couple of minutes, in awe.  This was neat.  There was a terribly long wait before the book upon which the movie was based was released in the U.S., but when it came out, it was worth it.  The sequel, Day Watch, was almost as good.

Twilight Watch and Last Watch followed.  They weren’t as good as the first two, but worth reading. Unfortunately, the downward trend has continued with New Watch.

It is far from a bad book.  It’s definitely worth your time, but only if you really liked the earlier volumes in the series.  The main problem was that I felt New Watch was written just to continue the series, not tell a compelling story.

Filtered through the lens of the supernatural, there are the usual fascinating descriptions of contemporary Russian culture and meditations on its past: things we’ve come to expect from the Watch series.  Discussions on the ethics of power and the place Others should or shouldn’t have in human society?  They’re there, too.  But by now, the author’s gone to the well a little too often on the philosophical issues, and the water’s getting muddy.

Some characters return, like Olga, Semyon, and Gesar, but they lack the bite they had from the previous novels.  They’re mostly window dressing.  A new character, a human policeman (polizei) is introduced, but Lukyanenko doesn’t do a lot with him.  Throughout, the only two characters of real importance are Anton the protagonist and Arina the sometimes antagonist.  There is a third character, the Tiger, but I can’t describe him/her without giving anything important away, so I won’t.

Concepts like the nature of the Twilight and the purpose of Prophets are discussed, but the explanations behind them seem too forced, too superficial.  They needed fleshing out.  Anton has to go overseas in order to learn basic, fundamental things that the Russian Others should have known all along.  An infidelity subplot is hinted at, but goes nowhere and leaves one wondering why it was introduced.

There are flashes of brilliance here and there, like Anton’s precognitive flash and some neat magic tricks, but they’re overwhelmed by an underwhelming ending that hinges on two unfortunate elements: a plot device brought in on the last couple of pages, and a handshake agreement that makes little sense.

Did you like the other books in the series?  Then buy this one.  Just don’t get your hopes up.

Three stars out of five.

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Jack Nicholson Said It Best

June 17, 2014 by David Dubrow Leave a Comment


I’m changing the blog a little bit.  I can do that, because currently nobody reads it except for a few nice people, and believe me, I appreciate every time you visit.

Anyway, I’m not going to write about writing, so much.  Or about my marketing efforts.  That’s stuff that only writers want to know about, and my intent here is to garner a broader audience.  Honestly, does anybody give a rat’s peepee about my combing through The Indie View for reviewers?  No.  Of course not.  Hell, I don’t want to read about it, and I’ve written several posts about it already.

I like writing about personal defense issues, of which I know a lot.  And the supernatural.  And horror.  And other topics of interest that won’t put you to sleep.

Since 2003, I administrated a current events and politics blog with several writers of varying viewpoints.  Very recently, I closed it.  So I know what it’s like to put words into the ether.

Your visits are always welcome, and your comments treasured.  I look forward to hearing from you.

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Gluten in the Blood

June 16, 2014 by David Dubrow Leave a Comment

I love bread.  I always have.  Growing up in Philadelphia, there were always good delicatessens around that served not only delicious cold cuts, but rye bread: the kind with the really soft inside and chewy crust. You can keep the caraway seeds.   Tastykakes (a Pennsylvania-based company that makes Hostess-style cakes) were good, cheesesteaks an occasional welcome indulgence (I always preferred a pizza steak to a cheesesteak because processed yellow cheese food is disgusting), but a slice of rye bread, plain, was a real treat.  No butter, because why ruin a perfectly good piece of bread?

Bread is magic.  To paraphrase Peter Reinhart, a master baker, it’s the story of life and death and resurrection.  The live wheat is killed in harvest, and then it lives again with the use of yeast in dough, and then it’s killed once more in the oven.  It’s a symbol of civilization.

So, over the course of decades, I made my own breads, with varying degrees of success.  I went through bread machines and recipes, trying to achieve artisan-style bread: the kind with the large, irregular holes.  It was a hobby that I’d picked up and dropped in cycles until late 2010, when my wife bought me a copy of Peter Reinhart’s Artisan Breads Every Day.

It was a truly transformative book, and not only taught me how to make that elusive bread with the big holes, but also spurred me on to learn more about bread baking in general.  It also encouraged me to start a blog called Adventures in Leavening.  It documented my early successes and techniques.  I still refer to it from time to time, but I haven’t updated it in years.

I have a toddler son, so I can no longer pursue hobbies the way I once did.  When he’s a little older, he and I will go into the kitchen and make things like yeast doughnuts and breads and such.  We’ll see if he catches the bread spark, so to speak.  It’s likely he will: when I can, I make us ciabatta bread as a treat, and pizza on the weekends.  But for now, my time is not all my own.  My little boy is only going to be this young once, and he’s a great guy to hang out with.

But I will get back to more baking some day.  I’ve got gluten in my blood.

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"It began to drizzle rain and he turned on the windshield wipers; they made a great clatter like two idiots clapping in church." --Flannery O'Connor, Wise Blood

"Squop chicken? I never get enough to eat when I eat squop chicken. I told you that when we sat down. You gotta give me that. I told you when we sat down, I said frankly I said this is not my idea of a meal, squop chicken. I'm a big eater." --John O'Hara, BUtterfield 8

I saw the 1977 cartoon The Hobbit as a little boy, and it kindled a love of heroic fantasy that has never left me. Orson Bean's passing is terrible news. Rest in peace.

Obviously, these young people have been poorly served by their parents, but the honest search for practical information should be lauded, not contemned.

You shouldn't look at or use Twitter, and this story is another perfect example. There's so much that's wrong here that it would take a battalion of clergy, philosophers, and psychologists to fully map it out, let alone treat the issue.

This is the advertising copy for Ilana Glazer's stand-up comedy special The Planet Is Burning: "Ilana Glazer‘s debut standup special is trés lol, and turns out - she one funny b. Check out Ilana’s thoughts on partnership, being a successful stoner adult, Nazis, Diva Cups, and more. Hold on to your nuts cuz this hour proves how useless the patriarchy is. For Christ’s sake, The Planet Is Burning, and it’s time a short, queer, hairy New York Jew screams it in your face!" This is written to make you want to watch it.

In the midst of reading books about modern farming, the 6,000 year history of bread, and ancient grains, I found this just-published piece by farmer and scholar Victor Davis Hanson: Remembering the Farming Way.

"I then confront the decreasing power of the movement in order to demonstrate the need for increased theorizations of the reflexive capacities of institutionalized power structures to sustain oppositional education social movements." Yes. Of course.

You should definitely check out Atomickristin's sci-fi story Women in Fridges.

As it turns out, there may yet be some kind of personal cost for attempting to incite a social media mob into violence against a teenage boy you don't know, but decided to hate anyway because reasons.

One of the biggest problems with internet content is that the vast majority of sites don't pay their writers, and it shows in the lack of quality writing. It's hard to find decent writers, and harder to scrape up the cash to pay them. This piece is a shining example of the problem of free content: it's worth what you pay for.

If you're interested in understanding our current cultural insanity, the best primer available is Douglas Murray's The Madness of Crowds. Thoughtful, entertaining, and incisive.

More laws are dumb. More law enforcement is dumb. The only proper response to violence is overwhelming violence. End the assault. There's a rising anti-semitism problem in New York because Jews who act like victims are being victimized by predators. None of these attacks are random. Carry a weapon and practice deploying it under duress. Be alert and aware. I don't understand why the women Tiffany Harris attacked didn't flatten her face into the pavement, but once word gets around that the consequences of violence are grave, the violence will lessen.

When are you assholes going to understand that this stupidity doesn't work any longer? Nobody gives much of a damn if you think we're sexist because we don't want to see a movie you think we should see. It only makes us dislike you that much more, and you started out being an unlikable asshole. Find a new way to shame normal people.

The movie Terms of Endearment still holds up more than 35 years later, and if you're looking for a tearjerker, this is your jam. One element that didn't get a lot of mention is, at the end, when Flap, with a shrug, decides that his mother-in-law will become the mother of his children once Emma dies. He abandons them, and nothing is made of it. This always troubled me.

You need to read this story the next time you feel the urge to complain. And if you need a shot of admiration for another family's courage, check this out.

Progressive political activist and children's author J.K. Rowling finds herself on the wrong side of a mob she helped to create. The Woke Sandwich she's been trying to force-feed others since she earned enough f-you money doesn't taste as good as it looks when she's obliged to take a bite.

I need you to check out The Kohen Chronicles and pray for this family. Their 5-year-old son has cancer.

Currently, the movie Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker stands at 55% at Rotten Tomatoes. Don't forget that these are the same reviewers who not only adored the absolutely execrable The Last Jedi, but insisted that you were a MAGA hat-wearing incel white supremacist manbaby for not loving The Last Jedi. So either The Rise of Skywalker is an objectively bad film, or it simply wasn't woke enough to earn plaudits from our movie-reviewing moral and intellectual betters.

It's easy to hate the older pop bands like Genesis for their popularity, but they were capable of genius, and it shows in No Son of Mine.

If you want to know which identity group has more clout, read this story of the Zola ads on the Hallmark Channel.

Rest in peace, René Auberjonois. I remember you from Benson as a kid. As an adult, I remember you as Janos Audron in the Legacy of Kain video game series. You made every role you were in a classic.

Elf on a Shelf Follies, Part 2:
8-year-old: I wrote the elf a note! I hope he writes back.
Me: What did you write?
8yo: I asked if he has any friends.
Me: What if he says it's none of your business?
8yo: *eyes grow dark and glittering* Then I'll...touch him.
Me: Ah. Mutually assured destruction, then.

Elf on a Shelf Follies, Part 1: My 8-year-old got an Elf on the Shelf the other day. The book it came with tells a story in doggerel about this elf's purpose, which is to spy on the kid and report his doings to Santa Claus, who would then determine if the kid is worthy for Christmas presents this year. The book also said for the kid not to touch him, or the magic would fade, and for the family to give the elf a name. I wanted to name him Stasi. I was outvoted.

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Watching Fauda seasons 1 and 2 again in preparation for season 3 to be broadcast, one hopes, in early 2020. Here's my back-of-the-matchbook review of season 2.

Every day I try to be grateful for what I have, even in the face of the petty frustrations and troubles that pockmark a day spent outside of one's living room, binge-watching Netflix. We live lives of ease in 21st century America, making it enormously difficult to do anything but take one's countless blessings for granted. Holidays like the just-passed Thanksgiving are helpful reminders. There's a reason why people call the attitude of a thankful heart practicing gratitude, not just feeling grateful. You have to practice it. You have to remind yourself of what you have. It's the work of a lifetime.

Held Back: A Recent Conversation.
8-year-old: Oh, and Jamie was there, too. He was in my first grade class two years ago.
Me: Wasn't he held back a year?
8yo: Yeah. It's because he kept going to the bathroom with the door open.
Me: No way!
8yo: And girls saw.
Me: That's not right. They're not going to hold a kid back a whole year over that.
8yo: Well, that's what he told me.
Me: Sounds fishy.
8yo: I believe him.
~fin~

It's right and good to push a raft of politically correct social justice policies on everything else under the sun, but when social justice invades Hollywood, that's just a bridge too far, says Terry Gilliam. Sorry, Terry: you helped make this sandwich. EAT IT.

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I've made the Saturday bread from Flour Water Salt Yeast so often that I've memorized the recipe. It never disappoints. Never. The same recipe works well for pizza, too.

Liberty doesn't mean the freedom to do anything you want. The true definition of liberty is the ability to choose the good. Anything less is libertinism.

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