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War Stories: Battlefield Pankration

March 23, 2015 by David Dubrow Leave a Comment

One of the projects I’m most proud of during my time as the director of video production for a small but notorious publisher was the book and video project Battlefield Pankration by Jim Arvanitis.  It’s a turnkey personal defense system, including everything from pre-combat de-escalation techniques to handling weapons like sticks and knives.  Jim stands out among a hugely overpopulated crowd not just for his skill, knowledge base, and devotion to fitness, but also his personal experience in actual fighting.  Until you know how you’ll react to being hit in the face, you have no business teaching self-defense.  Jim Arvanitis is the real deal.  

I’d worked with him before on his video Secrets of Pankration, so I was pleased when he’d approached us with a new project, one that bridged the gap between MMA sport and streetfighting reality.  We’d blocked out a week’s worth of shooting, put it on the schedule, and worked out the details until he arrived.
Little did I know that the project would be one of the most difficult studio shoots of my career.
The first shoot day had gone splendidly.  Jim’s one of those rare authors who doesn’t need a second take.  Without getting too deep into the nuts and bolts of the shooting process (a subject worth discussing in future pieces), we did the usual thing which was to shoot through lunch and end the day in the late afternoon to give the author time to rest and me time to review some of the footage.  In those days I got to the office around 4:45 in the morning and left between 4 and 5 PM.  I loved the work.
And then around mid-morning on the second day, Jim strained a hamstring doing a side kick and we weren’t sure if we could complete the shoot, let alone finish the day’s work.  (I may have the exact details of the injury wrong, but it was definitely a leg thing.)  Jim’s as tough as nails, the rub-some-dirt-on-it kind of man, but if you can’t perform, you can’t perform.  It was the worst luck imaginable.  Two weeks prior, we’d had to cut short another shoot because the author had rolled his ankle and could barely walk.  A great deal of money and time had been invested, and a work stoppage represented a real hardship.  
Pleasantly, the next day Jim was able to return to work, and things went well; you’d never know he was nursing an injury.  The morning after, I had some trouble starting my edit suite (a Final Cut Pro machine), but it finally did boot after a few odd error messages.  I made an offhand comment about it to one of Jim’s assistants, who happened to be a computer engineer.  He told me that my edit suite was about to shit the bed (without using those exact words).  Macs don’t have the same problems as PCs, and the errors I’d gotten were clear indicators that the hard drive was dying.
The next morning, it wouldn’t start at all.  A large part of my job wasn’t just shooting the videos, but editing them, too.  Without an edit suite, post-production ground to a halt.  So in the midst of a shoot where we were already behind due to injury, I had to deal with Mac repairs as well.  
In the end, we shot all the video parts, but couldn’t finish the hundreds of still photos for the book, despite very long days and few breaks.
My wife’s family lived not far from where Jim lives, so a couple months later during a vacation to Florida, I spent the day with Jim, his son Brandon, and his friend Bob to shoot the remaining photos.  Jim was in the midst of suffering a nasty flu bug, but it didn’t slow him down at all.  Being the friendly, giving sort he is, I caught the bug myself and spent the plane ride home trying not to die from what I called the Greek Flu.  Fever, chills, coughing, you name it.  It sucked.
Despite everything, we produced a great piece of work that I’m proud of.  Out of the many authors I became friendly with during my time in publishing, Jim’s one of the few I’m honored to still call a friend.  Even though he gave me the Greek Flu and almost killed me.
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War Stories: Little Melvin

November 10, 2014 by David Dubrow Leave a Comment

We had gone to Maryland to shoot a martial arts video with someone you might have heard of; he was an actor on the show WMAC Masters and had once been featured on an A&E program about former felons who had gotten their lives back on track.  His name is Willie “Bam” Johnson. I had worked with him on a self-defense project ten years earlier and found him to be a very strong, fit, and decent man.  So when it came time for us to shoot another video, I jumped at the chance.

On the morning of the first day of shooting, we drove into downtown Baltimore to film an interview with him and a pastor who had helped him turn his life around.  At the time, on-location shoots were done with a crew of two: me as the director/producer/sound engineer/lighting expert/1st camera/location scout, and another man who helped.  As we were packing up the equipment after the interview, Johnson said that there was one more interview he wanted to do, and asked us to follow him in our car.  I asked where we were going, and he grinned and said he didn’t want to tell us, but it would be worth our time.  
Soon we found ourselves driving through an extremely bad part of Baltimore.  My alma mater is Temple University, so I know what bad neighborhoods look like.  This was about as bad as it got.  We were driving a black Suburban; our heavy shooting schedule had permitted us a free upgrade from the minivans we usually rented.  As comfortable as it was to drive, it attracted attention, though not as much as Johnson’s Hummer.  
We eventually pulled up at a large building suspiciously free of graffiti, and spent the next several minutes hauling camera bags and Pelican cases from the SUV to the building’s entrance.  A smiling man in white greeted us with handshakes, and we went inside the darkened building to the back.  It was then that we were introduced to Little Melvin.
Melvin Williams, AKA Little Melvin, was the real-life inspiration behind the Avon Barksdale character in HBO’s show The Wire.  He was tall, with muddy brown eyes that had something very sharp going on behind them.  I’m not trying to be literary or melodramatic: you took a look at him and knew that despite his mild demeanor, he took in everything.  At the time, I hadn’t watched The Wire, so I wasn’t at all starstruck.  I was just there to do a job.

Johnson conducted the interview and talked about Little Melvin’s interest in martial arts and how it helped him in his career.  It didn’t take terribly long, and we were soon packing up to go to the next location: Johnson’s dojo.  
As we packed up, I chatted a bit with Little Melvin and his friend, a man whose name I’ve forgotten but struck me as a nice, personable fellow with a sense of humor.  They kidded us about how we stuck out in the neighborhood a bit.  Little Melvin told us a few stories about how he had been railroaded into prison, and how just the rumor of him being angry about his portrayal in the film Liberty Heights had scared director Barry Levinson into almost canceling the movie’s release (Orlando Jones played Little Melvin in the film).
My colleague got a picture with Little Melvin and his friend while I finished packing up. 
On the way back to the dojo, we turned on the radio.  It’s very likely that we were the only people in that part of Baltimore listening to Jimmy Buffett.  To this day, I don’t know if the video was ever released.
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"It began to drizzle rain and he turned on the windshield wipers; they made a great clatter like two idiots clapping in church." --Flannery O'Connor, Wise Blood

"Squop chicken? I never get enough to eat when I eat squop chicken. I told you that when we sat down. You gotta give me that. I told you when we sat down, I said frankly I said this is not my idea of a meal, squop chicken. I'm a big eater." --John O'Hara, BUtterfield 8

I saw the 1977 cartoon The Hobbit as a little boy, and it kindled a love of heroic fantasy that has never left me. Orson Bean's passing is terrible news. Rest in peace.

Obviously, these young people have been poorly served by their parents, but the honest search for practical information should be lauded, not contemned.

You shouldn't look at or use Twitter, and this story is another perfect example. There's so much that's wrong here that it would take a battalion of clergy, philosophers, and psychologists to fully map it out, let alone treat the issue.

This is the advertising copy for Ilana Glazer's stand-up comedy special The Planet Is Burning: "Ilana Glazer‘s debut standup special is trés lol, and turns out - she one funny b. Check out Ilana’s thoughts on partnership, being a successful stoner adult, Nazis, Diva Cups, and more. Hold on to your nuts cuz this hour proves how useless the patriarchy is. For Christ’s sake, The Planet Is Burning, and it’s time a short, queer, hairy New York Jew screams it in your face!" This is written to make you want to watch it.

In the midst of reading books about modern farming, the 6,000 year history of bread, and ancient grains, I found this just-published piece by farmer and scholar Victor Davis Hanson: Remembering the Farming Way.

"I then confront the decreasing power of the movement in order to demonstrate the need for increased theorizations of the reflexive capacities of institutionalized power structures to sustain oppositional education social movements." Yes. Of course.

You should definitely check out Atomickristin's sci-fi story Women in Fridges.

As it turns out, there may yet be some kind of personal cost for attempting to incite a social media mob into violence against a teenage boy you don't know, but decided to hate anyway because reasons.

One of the biggest problems with internet content is that the vast majority of sites don't pay their writers, and it shows in the lack of quality writing. It's hard to find decent writers, and harder to scrape up the cash to pay them. This piece is a shining example of the problem of free content: it's worth what you pay for.

If you're interested in understanding our current cultural insanity, the best primer available is Douglas Murray's The Madness of Crowds. Thoughtful, entertaining, and incisive.

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When are you assholes going to understand that this stupidity doesn't work any longer? Nobody gives much of a damn if you think we're sexist because we don't want to see a movie you think we should see. It only makes us dislike you that much more, and you started out being an unlikable asshole. Find a new way to shame normal people.

The movie Terms of Endearment still holds up more than 35 years later, and if you're looking for a tearjerker, this is your jam. One element that didn't get a lot of mention is, at the end, when Flap, with a shrug, decides that his mother-in-law will become the mother of his children once Emma dies. He abandons them, and nothing is made of it. This always troubled me.

You need to read this story the next time you feel the urge to complain. And if you need a shot of admiration for another family's courage, check this out.

Progressive political activist and children's author J.K. Rowling finds herself on the wrong side of a mob she helped to create. The Woke Sandwich she's been trying to force-feed others since she earned enough f-you money doesn't taste as good as it looks when she's obliged to take a bite.

I need you to check out The Kohen Chronicles and pray for this family. Their 5-year-old son has cancer.

Currently, the movie Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker stands at 55% at Rotten Tomatoes. Don't forget that these are the same reviewers who not only adored the absolutely execrable The Last Jedi, but insisted that you were a MAGA hat-wearing incel white supremacist manbaby for not loving The Last Jedi. So either The Rise of Skywalker is an objectively bad film, or it simply wasn't woke enough to earn plaudits from our movie-reviewing moral and intellectual betters.

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Rest in peace, René Auberjonois. I remember you from Benson as a kid. As an adult, I remember you as Janos Audron in the Legacy of Kain video game series. You made every role you were in a classic.

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Me: What did you write?
8yo: I asked if he has any friends.
Me: What if he says it's none of your business?
8yo: *eyes grow dark and glittering* Then I'll...touch him.
Me: Ah. Mutually assured destruction, then.

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Held Back: A Recent Conversation.
8-year-old: Oh, and Jamie was there, too. He was in my first grade class two years ago.
Me: Wasn't he held back a year?
8yo: Yeah. It's because he kept going to the bathroom with the door open.
Me: No way!
8yo: And girls saw.
Me: That's not right. They're not going to hold a kid back a whole year over that.
8yo: Well, that's what he told me.
Me: Sounds fishy.
8yo: I believe him.
~fin~

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Liberty doesn't mean the freedom to do anything you want. The true definition of liberty is the ability to choose the good. Anything less is libertinism.

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